Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick are both a pair of Muppets, Badenoch thinks there’s too much maternity pay and that 10% of civil servants should be in prison, versus Jenrick. who alleges that UK special forces are killing suspects rather than arresting them and who promises to withdraw from the European human rights system as a priority.
I'm going to get my tap and bucket at the ready just in case it's needed.