What a bleeding day this has been, it's been raining all day and to top that off I've had a bungalow full of moaning women as well, who wants to hear those bleeding morons complaining about the price of a ball of bleeding wool?.
Thankfully, I managed to escape from those cretins and I went over to Number 9 and fixed some internal repairs for the only hot totty in this bungalow complex, as I said to the lads at the pool and darts competition later, you have to lay the proper groundwork before you can fix any leaks she may have in the future, you know what I mean.
Anyway, repairs were successful and the said hottie was very grateful, tongues will be wagging all week of course and the lads are drooling from the mouths, I expect nothing but aggravation all week but I don't give a toss anymore.
I forgot, thanks guys n gals.