The Union
Mike, a down-to-earth construction worker, is thrust into the world of super spies and secret agents when his high school sweetheart, Roxanne, recruits him on a high-stakes US intelligence mission.
This movie is your typical Hollywood spy drama done on a shoestring budget, the low reviews didn't bother me as I am convinced that Halle Berry's tits are worth at least a 5\10, as for Mark Wahlberg, he didn't even register a 1, he's a typical smarmy American actor who should have been booted out of Hollywood at least 20 years ago.
I'm sure it had some entertaining value in it somewhere, but I can't remember any, a typical action scene was treasonous agent putting gun to Halle's head and telling good guy agent to drop his gun, (Halle said shoot him, I said smoke his ass) but the script said put the gun down, holy crap I said, this film is bleeding rubbish, my computer screen almost got kicked through the door.
Halle Berry is one Hot middle aged lady and she's always been a good actress (except for that Cat Woman film), but in this movie she was badly miscast, she couldn't make this film rise above average and that's mostly the vomit inducing scripts fault, so that's it, a good actress, crap actors and a poor script, you don't need the money Halle so learn to pick and choose your roles you daft bat.
Movie Rating 5\10
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