Fidel Castro dies and goes to Heaven.
Arriving there, St. Peter checks his file: thousands of deaths, torture, persecution, dictatorship, no freedom of religion, and on and on.
"Your place is in Hell" - he said.
Arriving in Hell, Satan greeted him personally, but Fidel remembered he forgot his extensive luggage in Heaven.
Satan said - "No problem, I'll send my little devils to go pick it up for you."
When Satan's devils arrived in Heaven, an Angel whispered to another:
"See that? Fidel barely arrived in Hell and there's already a flight of refugees!"
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand
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