An elderly woman was driving, when she was pulled over by the police.
- Ma'am do you know Why I have stopped you?
-No si'r, the elderly woman replied
-You where driving to fast. the polisman said with nice voice
-No I wasn't
-Yes you was
-NO I wasn't! Not according to the speedsigns
-speedSigns? What speedsigns do you mean
-That one over there, the woman said as she pointed at a roadsign.
-But ma'am that's not a speedsign, it's a sign that tells you what number the road has.
- OHH then you should have seen me on road 195
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