Oh bloody hell fire, I'm too old to begin life as a Minister of Parliament, I'm a pensioner next year but, if I was middle aged again, who knows.
I was born in Burford Oxfordshire "The Gateway to the Cotswolds", so everyone keeps bragging about, sigh, the constituency would come under Witney, I've no idea who the MP for it is, I do know he's a typical Tory prat though.
I'm going to see Aunt Priscilla in December, she still lives in Burford so she'll give me the lowdown on all the local scandal that's happened since I was last down there, it might take a couple of days as there's loads of "Bent Nail" Tories down there, country life eh, nothing is kept secret for long.
Crikey, even my aunt is a bleeding Tory pillock, I must remember to remind her of that at least once a day.
