[Gut Wrench]

IT'S DRAFT DAY FOLKS


And we'll be here all morning as we get ready to choose fake footballers.

For all your fake news, stay tuned to the Subsim News Network.

Draft time is Saturday 2 September, 2022, at 0800 PDT.

First pick of the draft goes to....the Black Cats.


Wow... that was a wild draft.

Coaches are still talking about the Tarjack selection of the SF defense as the overall #4 pick.

Taylor Swift showed up and did a show in lingerie.

Even the Don, Mister Trump was there pointing all the fakes. "fake. Fake. Fake."

Any Behrans had commentary before the draft, before a raucous crowd.

...and in only their second year, Coach Anthony of the Banter Brigade takes out the best draft by phoning it in.

All right folks, games start Thursday night. Stick around for the next 17 weeks as we talk smack about the wannabe's and the champions-to-be.



First game of the year is a powerhouse struggle, with our defending Champions the Who dat Nation Rises taking on the Helmand Nighthawks. The Nighthawks have a rugged road trip starting the first two games on the road while the Nation need the first win at home knowing that the division last year was decided on count backs.