>"You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power
>to taxi to the terminal."
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>As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off
>the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the
>rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks "What happened?".
>The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!"
These two could have been from me.