Went to a barbershop today for a shave. The barber wanted me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth to get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I said: “What if I swallow the ball?”
He said: “No problem, just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else.”
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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