Pfft. I was recently notified that there are two very large metal trunks full of money just waiting for me at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta, Georgia. You see, a diplomat from the U.K. who was transporting these trunks full of money was unable to pay for his yellow ticket. So, naturally, they emailed me.
I am currently arranging transportation to Atlanta. I'm sure the gentleman who sent the email will be willing to take payment for the yellow ticket from my two newly acquired trunks full of money. Simples.
