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Catfish · 12-09-22, 04:54 PM

A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day it starts to shake and rock.
So he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up the tree.

"What the hell!" the squirrel exclaims.
"What the hell do you think you're doing climbing up this tree?!"

The elephant responds.
"I'm climbing up here to eat pears."

The squirrel is befuddled.
"You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!"

The elephant responds:
"This is why i brought my own.

The end.

12-09-22, 04:54 PM	#4108
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,934 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day it starts to shake and rock. So he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up the tree. "What the hell!" the squirrel exclaims. "What the hell do you think you're doing climbing up this tree?!" The elephant responds. "I'm climbing up here to eat pears." The squirrel is befuddled. "You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!" The elephant responds: "This is why i brought my own. The end. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.