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Old 10-26-22, 10:07 PM   #352
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CNN writes: "Liz Truss quit her post as Britain’s prime minister just 45 days into the job, but she will be able to claim expenses of up to £115,000 ($129,000) a year for the rest of her life."

Hey Britons, what must I say or do that you make me your prime minister for 6 weeks? I have a deep sympathy for Britain, speak English without the much-feared coarse German accent and can promise you to be as entertaining with daily typo-enriched tweets while being more funny than Johnson, and I am confident that I can manage in these just 6 short weeks that I must smash even less porcellaine as the previous four PM's have smashed within just one week inclusive weekend party. For just 115 thousand coins per year, you get all this from me, and everything in it is an improvement over what you have gotten in the past five years. Doesn't that sound like a steal for you? Skybird for PM!
You,Could run for the for the Prime Minister of your own country.And keep your accent.But where would that get ya?
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