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Originally Posted by Shady Bill

I have been begging my wife to allocate $600 to a "black ops project" at my household, so that I may acquire the board. To no avail.

Jus' make sure your proctologist clears your sorry ass for that "torpedo luv gizmo" beforehand! As for my sorry chess game-rejuvenation self-training: having jus' taken my Aricept, I now recollect... the horsey moves in an "L" pattern! ...and my boss-wife has nixed my new chess computer game hopes allocation as well...apparently X-ma$ and daughter'$ wedding take precedence??!