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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen
Never used GPS - Aktung would probably say we don't need it on our tiny island
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When my lady and I are driving together, we rarely need GPS. It's a good thing too as only she knows how to operate the " stupid thing. " She tells me all the time that swearing at it or beating on it like a typical man doesn't work. Silly me.
Then again, she drives a lot of the time. Sometimes, my life flashes before my eyes when she is driving. That's okay though, I love a parade.
Other times, when I'm driving, she is only too happy to tell me " where to go." The destination is always the same place too.
She tells me this even when I don't ask for directions.
Sometimes when she drives now, I blindfold myself and smoke a cigarette even though I don't smoke. It seems to help.
I'm a great driver. I always tell her to just ask me and I will tell her so.
She just rolls her eyes at me. A GPS system can't do that.
All jokes aside, she is probably a better driver than I am, especially at night. I navigate and adjust the radio stations and volume. That's my job. Come to think of it, I don't think she trusts me to do anything else.
My depth perception seems to be off. This is why I don't drive a motorcycle at night.