Behold! I have searched the bowels of YouTube and have found nothing less than a..... BOAT MOVIE!!
A true Boat Movie is not necessarily a
good movie, anyone can watch one of those..

While this example does not possess the sought after NC-17 or even a "hard R" rating, it does have a certain something to it. Besides, it was the best the Navy could get its hands on at the time we sailed.
Meanwhile, we're about 1/3 of the way through an extended patrol. We've just secured from a 2 hour "mini field day" to keep the COB and the XO happy

and we're mostly caught up on our long term quals and division paperwork. Its time to kick back and enjoy something
mindless for an hour and a half.
So, nuke a bag of popcorn in the microwave and fill a coffee mug with ice and artificially sweetened tropical punch (aka: "Red") and get ready to memorize Harvey Keitel's lines.