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Originally Posted by Kapitan
Surprised a lot more Americans haven't chosen Canada
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I'm afraid it isn't that easy. First, we would have to convince some folks in Ottawa that we aren't loonies.
"So, we've reviewed your application. Why do you want to live in Canada?"
"Well, I used to live in Houlton, Me. and I could throw a rock across the border into New Brunswick plus I love Tim Horton's".
"That close to the border, aye? So, you plan to move to New Brunswick?"
"Oh no, if that guy in Woodstock figures out how all his windows got broken he's going to be ##ssed."
"I see... So, any hobbies?"
"Well, I enjoy building miniature nuclear submarines and playing Whack-A-Squirrel."
"Playing what??"
"Whack-A-Squirrel. I hit virtual squirrels with an imaginary wooden stick while I taunt a retiree from California."
"A virtual retiree from California, I take it?"
"Oh no, he's real, alright. He even owns a boat."
"I see.."
