Two Ladies meet in the afterlife:
1st woman:
Hi. Wanda!
2nd woman:
Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?
1st woman:
I froze to death.
2nd woman:
How horrible!
1st woman:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?
2nd woman:
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman:
I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in
the freezer--we'd both still be alive.
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