[Jimbuna]

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates of Heaven, Saint Peter looks him up on the list and tells him "You are in the wrong place"

The engineer reports to the gates of Hell, and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer is dissatisfied with the comfort level in Hell, and implements massive changes. Soon there are Japanese style intelligence toilets, air conditioning, auto massager and other wonderful improvements. He also teaches and establishes scientific academic movements that inspire every one there.

One day God calls down to find out how hellish it is down there.

Satan goes on and on endlessly about the fantastic gadgets and tech wonders "There's just no telling what he's going to come up with next! We're all excited to work together on the projects, just to enjoy eternity all the more."

God tells Satan 'There was a huge mistake, he never should have been sent to you. Send him back up here, immediately"

Satan refuses "Are you kidding? He's the best thing here ever. I want him on staff"

God says "Send him back, or I'll sue!"

Satan replies "Yeah, right. Just where are you going to find a lawyer?"