A man got this message frm his neighbour: "Sir, I am so sorry but I have dis confession to make. I have been sharing ur wife with u behind ur back... day and night and mostly when u r not in town.. I have used ur wife in my kitchen, bedroom, parlour and also in ur own apartment and at times right under ur nose..i have to also admit I have used ur wife more than u do. I feel I should let u knw cos I feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again".. the man was so mad that he shot his wife dead!
Few minutes later he received another msg from the same neighbour stating " so sorry for d mistake in spellings...I meant to write WIFI and not WIFE........
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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