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Originally Posted by August
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Originally Posted by ET2SN
Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.
"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed."
"I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young".
"You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse".
"What's so bad about that?"
"The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM". 
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