A judge asks a woman, “What did you steal, Mrs. Trettenbouche?”
The woman looks down, “A can of peaches, Your Honor.”
“And how many peaches were there in the can?” continues the judge.
“Six, sir”, admits the woman.
“OK, you will serve 6 days in prison,” rules the judge.
Suddenly her husband shouts from the back of the court room, “Your Honor, she also stole a can of peanuts!”
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