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Originally Posted by bradclark1
I also read somewhere that when someone on a plane flushes the commode someone on the ground might be hit by flying s#!t.
You have to think about these possibilities when you leave home.
Thats why I hardly ever leave home. I don't want to be hit by flying
s#it. If some fell from 13,000 feet it would be frozen enough to go through your head and out your butt. 
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I wish I could find the article, but not too long ago there was something like this that had actually happened (it hit a house or something, causing some property damage and terrorizing the occupants)

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In a similar vein, living near the ocean where we have a very large seagull population, getting spattered by bird droppings is more likely, and no less disgusting, concern.

Though at least it would not be lethal.