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Originally Posted by mapuc
A lot of money can buy you false love.
In a forum many years ago I read about a man who had huge problems getting women interested in him...then he was very lucky and won some jackpot in their national lottery and suddenly there was many women interested in him.
Markus
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I saw a Three Stooges episode many years ago where Shemp had the same problem!
Long story short he just had until 5 o'clock to get married in order to claim a huge inheritance. He had absolutely no luck calling around until the news got out then he was literally stormed by gold digging women. Some of them were pretty hot looking too in a psycho kind of way, but that is neither here or there.
Anyways, it all quickly degenerated into pie throwing, hair pulling, biting, scratching melee as Stooges episodes usually do but luckily (for somebody I am sure) the ugly woman who loved him when he just a poor music teacher was able to get the stunned preacher to finally pronounce them man and wife just in the nick of time.