i had a motor cycle nicked a while ago---reported it to the police---and a few days later i got a phone call to tell me it had been discovered--
Great i thought--(wondering what state it was now in

)
the nice police lady then informed me it was in a garage on a housing estate on the other side of town--exactly where the police had discovered it--and i should get over there and pick it up---
some what astounded---i realised that what i was going to have to do was STEAL my own motorcycle back
gee guys thanks--knowing the garage was in was an extremely rough area--and should the thieves be attendant on this garage when i arrived i was liable to have some issues--possibly resulting in serious injury--thieves don't take kindly to you turning up on their door-step and stealing stuff back off them--anyhuw thats what i did--
they'd wrecked the thing any huw--so i even had to push it back home--
they'll persue me till hell freezes over for a parking ticket tho--which is nice---
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