Spiderman looks like he's been on the "Queer eye for a straight guy" TV show.
He should be renamed the Spidergay and the comic "Queer eye for a bad guy": instead of using his web to tie criminals in the street light poles, he should use the super-sticky substance to trim their eye-brows and style their hair.
Spidergay, preparing the bad guys to receive "special treatment" in jail.
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand
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