65 this month. I had to activate my Medicare and since then I get emails for Life Alert, Neptune Society, delivered groceries, etc. Freaking hail, I'm not in a blasted wheelchair! Bastages!
I still shread every damned thing AARP sends me and that is a pile ten feet high already.......
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"However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light."
Stanley Kubrick
"Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming."
David Bowie