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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal
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Good job you don't live where I do in 'Geordieland' then
50 degrees, Texans turn the central heating on...
Geordies plant their gardens
40 degrees, Texans shiver uncontrollably...
Geordies Sunbathe
30 degrees, Texans cars will not start....
Geordies drive with their windows down
20 degrees, Texans wear coats, gloves and wooly hats...
Geordies throw on a t-shirt(Girls start wearing mini-skirts)
10 degrees, Texans begin to evacuate...
Geordies go swimming in the North Sea
Zero degrees, Texan landlords turn up the heat...
Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold
Minus 10 degrees, Texans cease to exist...
Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket
Minus 80 degrees, Polar bears start to wonder if its worth it...
Geordie boy scouts start wearing long trousers
Minus 100 degrees, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole...
Geordies put on their long johns
Minus 173 degrees, alcohol freezes...
Geordies become frustrated as the pubs are shut
Minus 297 degrees, Microbiological life begins to disappear...
The cows on the Town Moor complain that the vets have cold hands
Minus 460 degrees, All atomic motion stops...
Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands
Minus 500 degrees, Hell freezes over....
Trump wins the election after a recount
