Here's my idea to solve the North Korean crisis. Since North Korea is the world's only communist monarchy, Kim Jong Il inheriting the throne from his father, Kim Il Sung, the solution is obvious. Go out and dig up the bodies of all the old communists, Marx, Engels, Lenin,Trotsky,Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, all of them. Then you could ship the bodies to North Korea where they would be hooked up to generators. That way they could power the entire country while these guys were spinning in their graves. So all hail King Kim II. We could make up a fancy tin crown with little red stars and hammers and sickles for decorations.
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