Some i have heard float around in Texas... where much like our aussie friends, everything is bastardized english in which many things that wouldnt normally have a contraction, in fact do, and sometimes two or three, even four words flow together to form a sort of single sound.
"Its' Hotter'n two squirrels screwin'n'a whool sock!" - ie. very hot outside
"Drunker'n Cooter Brown." - ie. Very drunk.
"Runs lak-a-scalded dog (or; ape)." - ie. your car, motorcycle, etc is capable of great speed.
"Fixin' to" - ie. i am preparing to do some task. (Fixin' to Eat - Fixin' to go to dinner etc)
"Same difference" - an odd way of saying that two apparently different proposals or problems etc are in fact the same no matter which way you view them.
