The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.
Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my beer!!
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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