06-17-06, 04:18 PM
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Seasoned Skipper 
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I voted Brit because they have understood true "wit" at least since Chaucer's time and probably longer.
Not British (AFAIK) and not witty - just a kneeslapper - but a favorite joke nonetheless:
Q: What did the Bhuddist monk say to the hotdog vendor?
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A: Make me one with everything.
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Jack's happy days will soon be gone,
To return again, oh never!
For they've raised his pay five cents a day,
But they've stopped his grog forever.
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
For tonight we'll merry, merry be,
But tomorrow we'll be sober.
- "Farewell to Grog"
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