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Originally Posted by Moonlight

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" ...

Unfortunately the Bilge Chaplain, a position held by Tango when he's not besotted on the sacramental $2 Buck Chuck PinotNoir, has reminded his faithful Bilgerats of the scriptures: "Covid not thy neighbor's breasties nor the beasties of his flock"...moreover such nefarious frolicksome shenanigans would require a coordinating Gröpingführer officer be present, and we have no one at that rank aboard the Bilge. We've had two, but they were transferred to the Eastern front for 'failure to get a grip'while aboard the Bilge-a serious loss of confidence-in-command deficiency. That we are pervs is due soley to our addictition to performance enhancing Pervitin: and should not be misconstrued as a lack of piety, devotion to duty, and fraternal love of our fellow Bilgemates.