The non-preppers are missing out on an investment opportunity. Start buying cases of Axe body spray. Think it about it for one minute.. See where I'm going?
If TP does indeed become extinct, your friends may want to smell less gamey (if they want to stay friends). You could become rich in a very short odor, uh, order.
You could also make new labels that read "ASSK" instead of AXE.
