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Old 02-12-20, 03:16 PM   #1541
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Nigel Farage goes into his pub and asks for a pint.

The barman draws it & throws it into his face.

“Why did you do that?” Nigel asks.

“'You asked for a pint,” the barman says. “But you didn't say how you wanted it delivered.”

Farage replies: “Okay, I’ll have a pint in a pint glass”

“No. You can't ask again.,” the barman says.

“Why not?” Farage asks.

“Democracy,” the barman replies.
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