I know someone who reckons his neighbour is in MI6 or something because when he comes round the house he says things like he is always being watched, and drops heavy hints about his 'work', suggesting that he's a spy
I call him Secret Squirrel, and I've told them that if this dolt really was a spy then they would know absolutely nothing about it
I think it's far more likely that he is an idiot
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