[Skybird]

Rumours hold it that she was hit by a torpedo and they covered the story up. Others say that the USS Eldridge rematerialised right in her flank and was so scared of the Titanic being there that it just did an immediate scare escape manouver nd jumped away and back into the time-space-continuum again.

In modern times a new theory has emerged, that special agent Scully, when she was abducted by that smoking alien, during an escape attempt by fault jumped into a an alien time tunnel machine aboard their UFO and ended up below the keel of the Titanic. When she realised her mistake she slammed her head repeatedly against the Titanic's wall in despair, then the aliens found her and brought her back, but then it was already too late and the damage done.

My neighbour yesterday told me that it was sunk my Donald Trump, because although the ship was titanic, it was not his, and he could not stand that somebody else had such a big ship but him not, and so decided that then also nobody else shall have it.

I did not know that the science of physics and the joy of Chianti goes so well together, until this evening, I tell you. Chianti really helps to understand quantum physics (its not that difficult at all, I have to say) and I also know now what happened to Heisenberg's cat. It starts already with that it was no cat, it was a squirrel, and the squirrel was not placed inside a box, but onto a tree. And there you have it: its no difficult thing at all and couldnt you have solved it yourself? I mean, what idiot does it need to put a cat into a box? C'mon, you know that that claim could not have been true, never. Smart little critters, these squirrels. You put them into a hot pan, and they immediately jump out. Clever little things. But I did not know until recently that they experiment with quantum pyhsics, I admit that was new to me. And ask yourself couldn't the hole in the Titanic have been bitten by - squirrels? Maybe they wanted some ice on their nuts. And they have expertise in physics, as I told you, they know where to bite a floating can to open it quickly.

Or the engine of the ship in the ears of a whale sounded like this old song "Kiss me Kate", and Mrs Whale swam along and heard it and took it literally. A good kiss can knock you off your feet, we all know that, and if you do not know it, then you have never sailed the Titanic, at night, moon above...


Ah, the Titanic. Everbody should have one.