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Originally Posted by The Noob
Han solo and a Hero? Are you Crazy?!
http://www.ammon-ra.com/skywalkerparadigm/index.html
Luke is in fact an insane Dictator who has been manipulatet by the Sneaky old Bastard Obi-Wan, Chewie is a Stormtrooper Eating Monster, and Han Solo a Killer. Yoda is in fact not Really Yoda, but a Funny Little Drug addict.
But i believed in the whole Star Wars story as i was jung too...my whole life...a lie!
By now i really wish myself i never Read it...
[On Topic]
My Childhood Hero? Hmmm. Luke.  |
(Remember I posted that here?)
OH come on is that the face of a murderous killer?
So what if he gunned down the occasional Bounty Hunter or government goon? Considering what the other "Protagonists" did that’s fairly minor. The Empire and the Hutts tried to kill all his friends and residents of Nar Sharadda, so he’s off for a little revenge so what? Plus Chewie and his people were Slaves of the Empire of course his pissed at them, wouldn't you be? Han was just a man trying to make a living in a 'verse that hates him.
Which brings me to my Adult (anti-)heroes (of the "Big" and "Damn" variety)
Mal Reynolds and Jayne Cobb
So what if they threaten torture to the occasional Lawman (then shoot them in the head and throw them off the ship). They do good works!
I think many around here would agree with their concept of…
Morality: “You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed.” –Mal
“Sheperd Book once told me: ‘If you can’t do something smart do something right.’” -Jayne
"If someone every tries to kill you you try to kill them right back!" -Mal
The Government: “This report is maybe 12-years-old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there’s a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They’re gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, 10, they’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people . . . better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.” –Mal
“A government is a body of people usually notably ungoverned.” –Mal
Religion: The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Oh hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
“I once hit a man in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope, don’t that count with the man upstars?” -Jayne