A few friends and I decided to get together for a bring-a-whiskey taste night. Of course these other blokes also turned up with no bottles, aiming for free drinks instead. Well, one of these had a pint of dram too many and fell asleep. A tough black metal fellow clad in a black metal outfit. We found a communist book and a bunch of dried flowers and a roll of gaffer tape. Book and flower taped to his hands and both hands taped to his legs. Then we went on with the tasting. When he eventually woke up... a confused, terrified, raging and struggling metal dude was well worth the spent whiskey and he stopped coming for other whiskey nights.
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