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Old 06-04-06, 10:31 AM   #8
Subnuts
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I would invite Gerald Ford, but I'd have to child-proof everything in my house before he came. I hear he like football. And nachos. Football and nachos!

I would invite Jimmy Carter, and we would indulge in our shared affection for peanut butter and other peanut products.

I have the technology. I can rebuild Ronald Reagan. And then we'd gorge ourselves on gourmet jelly beans. Yum!

I would invite George H.W. Bush, but I'm afraid he'd dazzle me with a thousand points of light.

I would invite Bill Clinton, and we'd get drunk and have a night on the town and pick up some hookers afterwards. Real Savage Like!

I would invite George W Bush, and engage in an activity contrary to his core beliefs. Then we'd get chop down trees and have a barbecue. Maybe it wouldn't be too bad afterall.
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