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I'LL SEE YOUR GAFF AND RAISE U 2!
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Originally Posted by
STEED
Had to sweep the pavement and road outside my gaff thanks to drunken yobs smashing bottles in the early hours.
THAT MUSTA
GOT
YOUR IRISH
UP!
WE R TRUELY 'SEPARATED BY A COMMON LANGAUGE'!
Quote:
"gaff" is
an irish
slang word for "house", its also used across
Scotland
and parts of England and
Wales
I'M UP TWO
GAFFS
TO YOUR ONE!
Quote:
On a boat, a gaff is a pole which is attached to a mast in order to support a particular kind of sail.
<OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE WISKER-POLE FOR DOWNWIND HANDLING OF THE JIB-SAIL...& THE EVER-PRESENT INDISPENSIBLE BOAT
GAFF
(USUALLY 3 ON BOARD AS THEY OFTEN GET DESTROYED)
FOR
EMERGENCY FENDING OFF IN TIGHT MARINAS, OCCASIONAL FLOATING BODIES/OBJECTS
AND GRABBING THE MOORING LINES IN THE SLIP AS WE END THE VOYAGE.
COULDN'T RESIST! AFTER ALL IT'S A NAVAL FORUM!
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