[CB..]

i just hate watching England play--every world cup is the same---
you start of thinking--ok this time i'm not getting sucked into belive-ing we can do it--
then it looks like we are doing allright--so slowly you start to get excited by the whole thing--then they have a bad game--against several badgers on a field trip ---then they have a brilliant game against the uber grubers on heat--then they get knocked out on penaltys by any randomly chosen team available at the time because a goal in the second half (usually scored by Sol Campbell for some inexplicable reason the last two Cups)
was disallowed due to freak weather conditions in the Alps--

then you need therapy for six months to get over the trauma--

i'm sick and tired of it--but i'll be exactly the same this time round so what's the point--i'm looking forward to it and dreading it at the same time--think i'll move to argentina or something---