Last New Year’s Eve found Bill in the hospital scheduled for an operation to remove hemorrhoids. So while others donned party hats and sipped champagne, Bill wore a hospital gown and swigged painkillers. That’s not to say the holiday spirit was completely absent.
The next day, January 1, Bill woke up to a banner on his bedroom wall. It screamed "Happy New Rear!"
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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