Carol was pregnant with her first child, and her husband was about to leave on a two-week business trip. When Carol went to her doctor appointment, she had some questions.
"My husband wants me to ask you something—" Carol began.
The doctor interrupted her. "I get asked that question all the time," he said in a reassuring tone. "Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that’s not it!" an embarrassed Carol confessed. "My husband wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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