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Old 03-02-19, 02:50 AM   #736
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A home invader breaks into a house and finds a couple in the bedroom and holds them at gunpoint. The owner points to the woman and says, "You have to let her go right now. You can have all the money and jewelry in the house, you can have my credit card and car keys. You can even shoot me but you have to let her go right now." The gunman says, "You must really love your wife."

"Yes and she will be home in 20 minutes." he replies.


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