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Old 02-18-19, 10:38 AM   #712
Platapus
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A fellow found an old lamp and gave it a rub. Out popped a genie.

"I am the genie of the lamp. I grant you three wishes. What is your first wish?"

"I wish you were bad at arithmetic."

"Done," said the genie. "You now have 14 wishes."
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