Reminds of the Rumjacks song The Pot And The Kettle
"O kettle yer metal is a terrible hue Riddled wi' holes cannae hold yer brew Yer lids all crooked & yer sides bashed in It'll no be long afore ye see the bin"
"Pot your not so bright as me A hags old cauldron is all you'd be You reek o' gruel & yourenone too young Fit for to carry but the peels & dung"
...'Youre an old piss bucket' 'Youre a dented can' 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan'
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