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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens
I never pay any attention "monarchs" and royalty, less to anything they have to say.
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Well, you're really missing out when it comes to Prince Philip. Some of my favourites are:
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" - To a Scottish driving instructor
"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." - During the recession in the early '80s
"If you stay here much longer you'll all get slitty eyed." - To British students in China
"You managed not to get eaten, then?" - To a student who had been hiking in Papua New Guinea
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" - To a blind woman with a guide dog
"Do you still throw spears at each other?" - To an Aboriginal in Australia
"You were playing your instruments, weren't you? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?" - To a band of Australian school children
"Where did you get that hat?" - To the Queen, just after her coronation