[Syxx_Killer]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Okay, you have the world's largest weapon. Your patrol consists of drifting around until you see an enemy ship (since you're an iceberg, all ships are to be considered enemies). Now your only method of attack is to sit there until he rams you. Unfortunately, he can usually spot you pretty easily, so most of the time you watch him change course and go by. Now you drift for another few weeks, until you drift far enough south and you melt. No crew to talk to, no radio for orders from BdI, nothing to do but drift.

And you thought SHIII patrols were boring! :rotfl:

Sorry, wasn't trying to be rude, it just popped into my addled brain.

No, really!

lol! That's about it. Eventually, you will get the excitement of rolling over on your side as your top continues to melt. As you melt you get more unstable thus the continuous rolling.