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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

My wife has a thing about stuffing every available space in our garden with pot plants and ornaments (mostly frogs and owls)

This means that any time I have to do an important man-job, like rodding the drains or cutting the grass, I have to shift dozens of bloody pots and concrete animals first

As if that weren't bad enough, I'm forever falling over the damned things

Does anyone else prefer an uncluttered garden?

BITE YOUR TONGUE! STATISTICALLY SHE'LL OUTLIVE YOU AND THE HOLE IS PROBABLY ALREADY DUG I'M SURE-WIVES QUIETLY CONTEMPLATE THESE WEIGHTY MATTERS AT OUR AGE... MEANWHILE WHILE YOU'RE STILL 'ABOVE GROUND' ADD AN ORNAMENT OR TWO OF YOUR OWN ... FOR ONLY £22.99(RESIN) OR CAST STONE $60.00