Late one night, a preacher was driving on a country road and had a wreck. A farmer stopped and said, "Sir, are you okay?"
The preacher said, "Yes, I had the Lord riding with me."
The farmer said, "Well, you better let him ride with me, because you're gonna kill him."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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